Mostly Bob Lays An Egg

Hey our chicken Mostly Bob did the deed. A small, tannish egg, and he's (uh she's) only 4 months old. He joins the ranks of other notable chicken prodigies - Henny Penny (The Sky Is Falling), Chicken Licken (have no idea what he did), Foghorn Leghorn (I just like to write that), along with the countless nameless chickens who have sacrificed themselves to Colonel Sanders (KFC).

I was so excited (and jealous, because Mostly Bob mostly belongs to our friend Tina, and she wanted the egg) so I had to go out and buy two new little chicks (promptly named Sea Bass and Scoop by the kids, though I suggested Martin Luther King). I told you my chickens weren't laying enough. I guess Mostly Bob was mostly listening. At least I'll have lots of eggs in June. If these little guys survive the night. They're the size of thumbtacks.