staycation

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all the kids

all the kids

Monday, June 11, 2012

Great Gramma

You know, if you're going to get a grandmother you should really get a GS. She's the newest model. She has pretty nice boobs. She is always excited about eating bagels. You know how ships have the mermaid on the front, carved out of wood? Well GS is the whole SHIP, baby. It's a mighty force, grandmotherhood, apparently, when it hits you right and you strip and don the suit. She wears the family like a second skin, and she looks pretty good in us. She is not for sale or rent. She ours. Get your own. Good luck, though.