Nice Bod

I don't like when you lean over, when you're sitting, and you're like, why's there this backpack in my lap when I'm trying to bend down, and it's your flabby stomach. I'm not even all that flabby, although I really love chocolate frosting. I walk my balls off on the treadmill, too, and only because there's a movie I can watch while I'm on it. If there's no new movie, I always watch an Emma Thompson movie because she's funny and I secretly am her. But I guess I have to eat nothing and watch about forty more movies while never sitting down all day to achieve my non-backpacked front body. Of course I will not do any of these things.