Halloweenie

So shouldn't there be some law against old boyfriends sending pictures of themselves with their happy wife and happy kid? It should only be okay if YOU were the one who wanted out of the relationship. Then you see them with their kid and wifey and you look at the picture and go "thank friggin GOD that's not me." With this old boyfriend, I still get a little pang of ouch. Even though my best friend (who knew him and let's just say hated him) would roll her eyes and say "thank friggin GOD that's not you," there's still something about being 22, and thinking that boy was THE boy.

Of course there were boys after him, and maybe a girl thrown in there (since it's 2013 and everyone is cool with that now), and two other husbands, one still currently in use.

It's just weird. I don't want to see the other path, where I'd be the girl in that picture with that guy and that weird science experiment kid, where they only had one kid because they thought they'd pool all their resources and produce one kid instead of live on nothing and have three tremendous kids. You know, like a hearty family.

I am so glad. When I look at my Halloween picture. That I am drowning in my own, insane, strange little overflowing life. So just stop emailing me, old boyfriend. The sad part is, yes, I did love that wretch. The funny part is, thank friggin god he didn't.