Der Wienerschnitzel Isn't for Pussies

Here's what you eat when you're a 95 year old man: 2 all beef chili dogs. Side of cheese fries.

That's what I have to bring to Poppa, the kids' grandpa, on Saturday. I couldn't eat that on a regular day. Or more importantly, I'm glad we'll be gone by the time that goes through the 95 year old man.