That's How I Roll

If you ever have to fix a treadmill, it's the two tiny screws down by where your heels are when you're running on it. You just stick an allen wrench in there. (Who IS Allen Wrench??) It took me two seconds. Now I'm in the best shape of my life. My fears of fatness have taken a Cadillac to McDonald's, for slurpees.

I'm watching "The Green Hornet" on the treadmill, that's why I HAD to have it fixed. I'm in love with Seth Rogen. Someone get him for me for Christmas. Funny, sweet, idiotic, jewish, and a superhero. Perfect.

By the way, I was getting in bed with Nathan the other night to read a little of "The Hunger Games" with him. He was not reading, however, he was playing on his IPod. I said, "You're not reading, you're playing on your IPod." He flicked off the light and said, "That's how I roll."