Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Just Breathe
Some advice to farmer moms out there everywhere: make sure NOT to breathe in when wiping the chicken poo off your foot. When you notice the glob on your heel as you sit on the potty, a simple holding of the breath, some toilet paper applied, and flush. Hold breath until out of the bathroom.
I'm just sayin'.
Conversation with Lilly in the dark last night:
L: Jeremiah's dad is FAT.
me: Some people are big, some people are small.
L: But Jeremiah's dad is FAT. ....Jeremiah's going to be fat. His sister is already fat. And he always wears a green shirt. Maybe he has only green shirts.
Then she says, "Do you think Santa is sweaty?" and "How do we ungrow?"