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all the kids

all the kids

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Just Breathe

Some advice to farmer moms out there everywhere: make sure NOT to breathe in when wiping the chicken poo off your foot. When you notice the glob on your heel as you sit on the potty, a simple holding of the breath, some toilet paper applied, and flush. Hold breath until out of the bathroom. I'm just sayin'. Conversation with Lilly in the dark last night: L: Jeremiah's dad is FAT. me: Some people are big, some people are small. L: But Jeremiah's dad is FAT. ....Jeremiah's going to be fat. His sister is already fat. And he always wears a green shirt. Maybe he has only green shirts. Then she says, "Do you think Santa is sweaty?" and "How do we ungrow?"